If you follow me on Instagram, you know that I got a fitness tracker for Christmas. I’m usually very ANTI fitness tracker. Mostly because I don’t want a fitness tracker making…
“I didn’t do my training day today. I’m so lazy. LOLZ” “I’m too lazy to go to the gym.” “I’m lazy and don’t want to go to practice.” I…
Access weeks 0-6 here and weeks 7-18 here. Can you believe that your mini-me is nearly 5 months old? This far out from pregnancy and delivery, you’ve likely started to build…
OR A Case for Doing What Prime Tells You Okay, okay. So the subtitle for this one is a little tongue-in-cheek. Yes, you can do exactly what I say and…
OR A Case for Periodization If you haven’t read the opening salvo of the Case for a Roller Derby Off-Season, then you may have missed: That I don’t think it’s funny when…
When I first started playing roller derby, you couldn’t keep me off the track. If I was injured? I skated through it. If I had work to do? I went…
Because Santa didn’t deliver on your left-footed plow stop this year… And you’re not holding out hope that Cupid, St. Paddy, or the Easter Bunny will come through either. From…
The off-season is here. After an exciting post-season where the Hydra left the United States for the FIRST TIME EVER (props to VRDL), a lot of skaters are waking up…
Sometimes, when something isn’t working quite right, you can render a miracle upon it by getting violent with it. You see this trope in sitcoms across the ages: TV malfunctioning?…
Imagine this (absolutely horrific) scenario: Your washer is broken. The laundry in the house is piling up and it’s starting to bug you. You reach into your toolbox, grab a…